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==Gollum in war in the north ==
legolas briefly speaks about gollum aka smeagol, PSYCOTIC MEDDED UP FAGGOT, stinker saying how the elfs lost him ..  really they lost a luntic who cant even kill a ''F''''''uck''ing hobbit they re really good guards them arent they oh screw this theres all you retards need to know hes a fucked up mental nut job who needs his 'PREESSSASSSISSS' to get high if he dosent HE BITCH SLAPS THE LIVING FUCK BALLS''' OUT OF EVERTHING WHILE SCREAMING DIE U THEVING HOBBIT WANCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH the end.''
Quoates

'THE PREAAASSSASSSSISSS'

'FK U FAT HOBBIT'

' before i die tell the fat hobbit that he a git'

==references==
still reading yay gollum is in all the movies. Gollum has a deep hatered to Sam aka STUPIED FAT HOBBIT 
Here is some sample dialog
Sam: Iam here to help you mr Frodo in anyway i ca...
Gollum: oh for fuck sake just propose to him you fat gay hobbitsis then we can get the weddingsis over with and get on with are livesis. we can use the PREEESASSIS has a wedding ringsis then smegol can rip STUPID FAT HOBBIT FINGER OF AND BITCHSLAP HIS CORPESIS.
Sam:YOU SEE HE JUST CALL ME GAY AND STUPID I HATE THE LITTLE
Gollum: you forget fat 
Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG
Frodo: oh for the love of god.... why im i stuck with morons 
Gollum: Yaysis fat hobbitsis is a fat moron 
Sam: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Later in the movie Frodo desieds to tell Gollum that his quest is to destroy the PREEEESSASSIS your going to tell the mental loony that spent 500 years in a cave obsesed with it and spent 60 year searching for it that your going to destroy it well that ll go well
Frodo: smeogol 
Gollum yes master master is good to smeogol not like stupid fat gay moronic
Frodo: ive got to destory it smegol 
Gollum: what fat hobbit
Frodo: no the ring you know the 'presasis'
Gollum:(pause) AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH YOU BASTARD HOBBITSIS YOU CANT KILL PRESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASIS DIE YOU GAY FAGSIS PREEESAS BITCHSLAP
Sam: see i said he was nuts
Gollum: DIE YOU STUPID FAT GAY ANOYING MORONIC CHICKEN WANCKING HOBBITSISSSSSSSSSSSS
sam: oh shit GET THIS PSYCHO OFF ME
Later at the crack of doom gandalf randomly apears on an eagle and lifts frodo up and says:
gandolf: drop the ring in to the fire 
frodo: no it turns me invisible i like that  
gandolf 1 
frodo: no
gandolf: 2 
frodo: NO YOU CANT MAKE ME 
gandolf: 3
Gollum: THE PRESASSSSSSSSSSS HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh shit lava PRESASSS BITCH SLAP SHITS IS ITS BURNING US SMEAGLE GOT 1 THING TO SAY FUCK YOU GAY FAT MORONIC HOBBIT 
Gandolf: what the fuck was that 
frodo: i dont now let me down drug dealing penterning git 
gandolf : ok
frodo: i hope we dont need the ring again 
sam: frodo gandolf look behind you 
morgoth: ime back to kill you all for killing my dog gollum 
gandolf : fuck me...
frodo: GANDOLF YOU RETARD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET ME TO DESTROY THE RING NOW WERE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOU 
gandolf: i'll try to fight hi.. splat
frodo: well he is dead now what sam sam? mommy splat
Gollum: save your dogsis master wesis melting oh AND ON FUCKIN FIRESIS AAAGH
Morgoth: now I am the ultimate dark lor..
Gollum: PRESASSIS BITCH SLAP YOU WITH A DEAD FISH DIE U BASTARD
Morgoth: what AGGGGGGGH
Sam: you just killed a god wtf
Gollum yaysis now smegolsis got all his powersis and smegolsis got all eternaty to have fun with stupid gay fat hobbit staring with a fish up your gay ass
Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH 
Gollum smegol dark lords AAAAAHA HA HA HA OUCH whats that a frying pan YOU OUCHSIS 
Radagast: my drug dealers dead AAAAGH YOU ASSHOLE SWOLLOWS ATTACK
Gollum: whats a drug dealer presis OUCH YOU FRYING PANING HOBBIT GIT OH SHITSIS BIRDYS AAAAGGHHHSIS SMEAGLE SUMMON A GIANT DILLDO AND A FISH TO KILL BIRDIES AND FAT HOBBIT AND DOBBY  IS A FAG
'''Other Games '''
Gollum is in many other games in one hes the final boss Gollum has the final boss oh god in another well it goes somethink like this 
gollum: smeogolsis going for a walksis with presis gollum gollum yes presassiss
Orc commander Goblin commander Urk hi commander Agmar commander Dwarf commander  MOTW commander and Elf commander: Theres that little shit gollum he has the ring 
Gollum: er whatsis 
Solder: there he is get him
gollum: whats that presises oh shitsis armys of mensis useless elfs dwarfs gobiesis orksis black numornorium Motw urk hi are after smegols presiss smegol BITCHSLAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH SHITS SAVE US THERE KILLIN USISS AAAAAAGHHHHH OUR ORGANSIS THE PREEESAAAAAS IS MINESSISSSSSSSSSS

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